For those that desire the safety and comfort of adjustable nose pads but also want their readers to scream, 'Care-free is my middle name,' then wearing a Paradox upon your face is for you. They're made with 'dual acetate lamination,' which is what you can tell those who gawk as you walk by. These readers are not for the faint of heart (but certainly for the faint of eyes).

With their versatile design and availability in diopters ranging from 0.00 to 4.00, these average-sized geometric readers manage to be both completely unprecedented and utterly wearable. What can we say? It's a Paradox.